Ross Martin Obituary, Death – We are sorry to be the ones to break the sad news to you, but we had to let you know that Ross Martin, a dear friend of ours, passed away recently. As a consequence of this, we are carrying out these actions with a heavy heart and a great degree of regret. We used to rehearse at his house with his scary twin Caz by his side when he was the first musician for Smallpox Confidential, and he was the first player for the band.
It was my responsibility to convince him to sign up for the team. Everyone here is well aware of the fact that there is a finite amount of time remaining in each of our lives. When all we want to do is get upset and yell things at the same time as “not him!” and “not now!”, it is of no benefit to us.
Ross Martin was an elderly scoundrel, much like the bulk of us are, but he was still much too young in the filthy hell where he lived. A charismatic and charming man who appeared to be completely unaware of his own abilities despite the abundance of skill he possessed up to his eyeballs. A man who was stuffed to the gills with skill and who was full to the brim with attraction was a man who was attractive and seductive.
I hope that you, Ross, will find peace in the afterlife. We love you.